Junk E-Mail

Why do I get so much junk e-mail.  Do you get a lot of junk e-mail? 

I get many offers to refinance my house.  I don't think my Momma & Poppa would like it if I did that since it's not really mine plus I don't have a thumb to help hold a pen to sign on the dotted line.

I get offers stating I've won lots of money if I were to just deposit a check and then send them back some money.  If I had any extra money, I'd be out at Petco buying crunchy goodness and a new kitty condo!

The one offer I find most puzzling is the offer for discount pills.  Especially that pill for some dysfunction which seems to make the people on the commercials want to sit in separate bathtubs and hold hands.  Why?  What on earth would anyone want to get in a bathtub???

Why do I get so much junk e-mail?  Don't these folks realize I'm just a small suburban tabby cat?